July 2009
17 posts
i've come to realize that
i can still care about what people think about me, but just not let that be the goal of my life.
"if the internet had police" →
a real lol-material. amused me shitless.
Never regret something that made you smile.
– Unknown (via bitchville)
mliaverage:
Today, I was taking a multiple choice test and the answers made a diagonal line. I was amused, then I got suspicious because that never happens so I went back to check my answers. MLIA
You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another...
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via quotewhore) (via happychulip) Personal favorite movie
We’re all damaged in our own way. Nobody’s perfect. I think we are...
– Johnny Depp
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
– Mitch Albom (via thresca) (via quote-book)
June 2009
423 posts
mliaverage:
Today, a song I wanted to hear for a while came on the radio as I was pulling up to my house. I sat in the drive way. It was worth it. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was saying goodbye to my friend on IM. I waited a minute before logging off so it would seem like I had a lot of other people to say goodbye to. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my boss called and I opened with “Hey, how are you?” He replied with “I’m good, how are you?” I responded to that with “I’m good, how are you?” We both pretended not to notice. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today I returned home from a week long vacation. I read 23 pages of MLIA. I am now caught up. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, I realized that if you abbreviate the word down as dn and turn it upside down, it spells up. I was really excited by this. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, I walked into a bathroom stall and saw that it wasn’t flushed. Instead of just flushing it, I backed out and went into another stall. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my dad got mad at me and said “luke, I am your father” and then something about how I should follow his rules. I didn’t hear him because I was too busy secretly laughing about his sentence. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I craved cereal for breakfast, only to find that there were no clean bowls in the cupboard. Instead of washing one, I ate the cereal out of a cup. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my friend told a joke, and I laughed along with everyone else. Then five minutes later, I chuckled silently to myself because I finally understood the joke. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I said goodbye to my friend on MSN. I waited for him to say goodbye before logging off. MLIA
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random...
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my...
The bad artists imitate, the great artists steal.
– Pablo PicassoBanksyMe